Monday, August 9, 2010

Call Off the Scientists!

Well, they didn't give me much to work with this week.  Must not have felt that creative spark when deciding upon the message to enlighten us heathen drivers with:
So, if someone would kindly inform the scientists, philosophers, Morgan Freeman and anyone else who has bothered to wonder why we are here and what our purpose is...here ya go.  Worship.  Don't think, don't wonder, dream or question.  Just worship.  It's what you were created for.  Praise be to the one who created all of us in order to praise the one who created us to praise him.  Infinite loop?  Now I've confused myself.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

The First Post!

Well, this is the #1 post to www.LocalChurchSign.blogspot.com !  Here is the first picture in what will hopefully be many more to come.  This week we have an expression used in an attempt to provoke thought...

My mental responses thus far:
1. I'd go straight home, load up the shotguns & prepare for the zombie onslaught!
2. To tell everyone I see that jesus is a 2-pump-chump

Did I point out the punctual & grammatical tense errors?
This sign is a constant source of lulz & wtfs for me.  I hope you enjoy it too :)