The First Post!

Well, this is the #1 post to www.LocalChurchSign.blogspot.com !  Here is the first picture in what will hopefully be many more to come.  This week we have an expression used in an attempt to provoke thought...

My mental responses thus far:
1. I'd go straight home, load up the shotguns & prepare for the zombie onslaught!
2. To tell everyone I see that jesus is a 2-pump-chump

Did I point out the punctual & grammatical tense errors?
This sign is a constant source of lulz & wtfs for me.  I hope you enjoy it too :)

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